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{"fact":"The term \u201cpuss\u201d is the root of the principal word for \u201ccat\u201d in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low German\u00a0puus. Some scholars suggest that \u201cpuss\u201d could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a cat\u2019s attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.","length":387}
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The Building at 108 Green Street, also known as the KTIB Radio Building, is a historic commercial building located at 108 Green Street in Thibodaux, Louisiana.
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The Kriva River is a 75 km long river in northeastern North Macedonia, and the biggest left tributary of the Pčinja River.
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