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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
{"type":"standard","title":"Human vestigiality","displaytitle":"Human vestigiality","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17027881","titles":{"canonical":"Human_vestigiality","normalized":"Human vestigiality","display":"Human vestigiality"},"pageid":12082283,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/Darwin-s-tubercle.jpg/330px-Darwin-s-tubercle.jpg","width":320,"height":223},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Darwin-s-tubercle.jpg","width":1011,"height":706},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283295007","tid":"f7bb42d2-0e4d-11f0-8a57-837b1da5e907","timestamp":"2025-03-31T16:34:08Z","description":"Human traits which lost their original function through evolution","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_vestigiality","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_vestigiality?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_vestigiality?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Human_vestigiality"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_vestigiality","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Human_vestigiality","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_vestigiality?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Human_vestigiality"}},"extract":"In the context of human evolution, vestigiality involves those traits occurring in humans that have lost all or most of their original function through evolution. Although structures called vestigial often appear functionless, they may retain lesser functions or develop minor new ones. In some cases, structures once identified as vestigial simply had an unrecognized function. Vestigial organs are sometimes called rudimentary organs. Many human characteristics are also vestigial in other primates and related animals.","extract_html":"
In the context of human evolution, vestigiality involves those traits occurring in humans that have lost all or most of their original function through evolution. Although structures called vestigial often appear functionless, they may retain lesser functions or develop minor new ones. In some cases, structures once identified as vestigial simply had an unrecognized function. Vestigial organs are sometimes called rudimentary organs. Many human characteristics are also vestigial in other primates and related animals.
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