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The 2022 Basildon Borough Council election took place on 5 May 2022 to elect members of Basildon Borough Council in Essex. This was on the same day as other local elections.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Malawi at the 2018 Summer Youth Olympics","displaytitle":"Malawi at the 2018 Summer Youth Olympics","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q57782149","titles":{"canonical":"Malawi_at_the_2018_Summer_Youth_Olympics","normalized":"Malawi at the 2018 Summer Youth Olympics","display":"Malawi at the 2018 Summer Youth Olympics"},"pageid":59432464,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/Flag_of_Malawi.svg/330px-Flag_of_Malawi.svg.png","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/Flag_of_Malawi.svg/900px-Flag_of_Malawi.svg.png","width":900,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"885009735","tid":"81a5ab99-38ee-11e9-acaa-451f55438489","timestamp":"2019-02-25T11:14:24Z","description":"Sporting event delegation","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malawi_at_the_2018_Summer_Youth_Olympics","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malawi_at_the_2018_Summer_Youth_Olympics?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malawi_at_the_2018_Summer_Youth_Olympics?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Malawi_at_the_2018_Summer_Youth_Olympics"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malawi_at_the_2018_Summer_Youth_Olympics","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Malawi_at_the_2018_Summer_Youth_Olympics","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malawi_at_the_2018_Summer_Youth_Olympics?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Malawi_at_the_2018_Summer_Youth_Olympics"}},"extract":"Malawi participated at the 2018 Summer Youth Olympics in Buenos Aires, Argentina from 6 October to 18 October 2018.","extract_html":"
Malawi participated at the 2018 Summer Youth Olympics in Buenos Aires, Argentina from 6 October to 18 October 2018.
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