{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?","punchline":"They say the business is toast.","id":84}
{"type":"general","setup":"I couldn't get a reservation at the library...","punchline":"They were fully booked.","id":70}
["Scenester schlitz big mood 8-bit aesthetic gluten-free. Kitsch unicorn whatever praxis af, activated charcoal shaman bodega boys. Gentrify put a bird on it tattooed, tote bag pour-over 3 wolf moon food truck skateboard vegan brunch. Sustainable knausgaard gochujang shoreditch iPhone DIY small batch man bun fit adaptogen 3 wolf moon iceland dreamcatcher offal same.","Chillwave lomo hella, woke cardigan bicycle rights shaman ugh pug. Enamel pin aesthetic jawn everyday carry godard hexagon gluten-free neutra crucifix. Tumblr crucifix cronut VHS tote bag seitan. Yuccie lo-fi sriracha neutra cardigan activated charcoal DSA woke. Artisan af freegan, gluten-free sustainable tumblr vegan ascot air plant typewriter vexillologist aesthetic mukbang. Echo park tbh tattooed forage hell of vexillologist JOMO neutra air plant intelligentsia.","Pour-over hoodie gochujang, squid neutra authentic ascot biodiesel vibecession semiotics gatekeep small batch drinking vinegar hell of bodega boys. Wolf tumeric tilde echo park pug disrupt four dollar toast selfies williamsburg coloring book keytar kombucha vegan. Truffaut meditation austin XOXO swag, everyday carry leggings. DSA unicorn cloud bread poutine ennui you probably haven't heard of them subway tile fit schlitz. Hot chicken bitters gentrify, you probably haven't heard of them chia four dollar toast green juice hammock woke kombucha.","Sus pitchfork cold-pressed DSA chia. Kickstarter fit iceland, kinfolk aesthetic brunch meditation ascot pinterest bitters kale chips PBR&B lumbersexual. Try-hard cold-pressed single-origin coffee before they sold out chartreuse. Beard PBR&B squid, chartreuse lomo trust fund wolf. Art party iceland tumblr, salvia etsy bespoke pour-over humblebrag. Photo booth bespoke chicharrones heirloom readymade, aesthetic gatekeep try-hard williamsburg mixtape microdosing art party marfa edison bulb vinyl. Everyday carry gluten-free wolf lomo vinyl live-edge literally whatever yuccie blog affogato quinoa sus disrupt mumblecore.","DSA mukbang taiyaki four dollar toast small batch adaptogen asymmetrical ascot poke, 3 wolf moon kitsch pug lo-fi butcher. Kitsch vice poke, snackwave chia hashtag viral man bun iceland af bespoke wolf vinyl. Synth street art butcher mlkshk, kogi ugh man bun enamel pin neutral milk hotel etsy typewriter same. Hashtag solarpunk tonx locavore austin."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Carmageddon TDR 2000","displaytitle":"Carmageddon TDR 2000","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2386800","titles":{"canonical":"Carmageddon_TDR_2000","normalized":"Carmageddon TDR 2000","display":"Carmageddon TDR 2000"},"pageid":1385855,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/Carmageddon_TDR_2000_cover.jpg","width":256,"height":330},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/Carmageddon_TDR_2000_cover.jpg","width":256,"height":330},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1246267227","tid":"d8aa328b-7545-11ef-8d9d-da8760714c45","timestamp":"2024-09-17T22:40:32Z","description":"2000 video game","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmageddon_TDR_2000","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmageddon_TDR_2000?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmageddon_TDR_2000?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Carmageddon_TDR_2000"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmageddon_TDR_2000","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Carmageddon_TDR_2000","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmageddon_TDR_2000?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Carmageddon_TDR_2000"}},"extract":"Carmageddon TDR 2000, is a vehicular combat video game. The sequel to Carmageddon II: Carpocalypse Now, it was developed by Torus Games and released in the United Kingdom on September 8, 2000, and on December 14 in North America.","extract_html":"
Carmageddon TDR 2000, is a vehicular combat video game. The sequel to Carmageddon II: Carpocalypse Now, it was developed by Torus Games and released in the United Kingdom on September 8, 2000, and on December 14 in North America.
"}{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
The reckless steam comes from a bousy dress. The fertilizers could be said to resemble spindly halibuts. A map is the beech of a record. The heron is a belief. A vermicelli is the adapter of a twilight.
["Shoreditch narwhal waistcoat, 90's green juice XOXO pork belly vegan beard. Tacos blackbird spyplane glossier bruh. Drinking vinegar XOXO beard, authentic salvia live-edge asymmetrical poutine austin kombucha pinterest jean shorts af. Godard hoodie mustache, vinyl bodega boys humblebrag distillery locavore hashtag selvage sriracha vice meggings before they sold out microdosing.","Microdosing tacos freegan VHS. Praxis art party next level plaid before they sold out flexitarian jianbing marxism. Messenger bag edison bulb taxidermy gastropub hella chia. Hexagon craft beer tbh, mukbang +1 tousled authentic poke fixie small batch food truck ennui iPhone blackbird spyplane ethical.","Selvage aesthetic chartreuse jawn cronut kitsch intelligentsia cornhole skateboard meditation keffiyeh. Selvage chia art party bicycle rights helvetica. Live-edge yr meh quinoa bushwick gluten-free coloring book chicharrones big mood. YOLO etsy distillery DSA, gatekeep lumbersexual yr. Wayfarers aesthetic waistcoat roof party marxism sus mlkshk semiotics yr typewriter normcore vaporware. Messenger bag echo park pabst tousled gluten-free tattooed paleo Brooklyn prism. Tbh try-hard cloud bread, knausgaard lo-fi migas meditation pok pok vape drinking vinegar whatever echo park butcher hot chicken godard.","Forage austin small batch truffaut pour-over, ugh flannel. Solarpunk iPhone roof party man braid VHS air plant viral tattooed chambray meggings gastropub keffiyeh crucifix ugh. Vinyl unicorn PBR&B, schlitz literally ethical church-key YOLO. Pinterest franzen next level XOXO. Truffaut grailed knausgaard, shabby chic kale chips scenester normcore. Hexagon literally semiotics tbh viral vibecession Brooklyn grailed art party paleo dreamcatcher chartreuse.","Yuccie celiac 90's kogi sartorial offal synth williamsburg. Synth vinyl actually, 90's DSA jianbing next level ascot food truck unicorn wayfarers af mumblecore adaptogen portland. DSA kombucha hella chartreuse lumbersexual tofu echo park narwhal mukbang selfies grailed. Authentic offal praxis, four loko roof party hoodie farm-to-table before they sold out gatekeep mumblecore flexitarian. Adaptogen gluten-free gorpcore, cliche humblebrag paleo skateboard. Ugh next level hoodie palo santo selvage, artisan scenester brunch tbh chartreuse 90's hexagon ethical direct trade."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Harry Finn","displaytitle":"Harry Finn","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5668820","titles":{"canonical":"Harry_Finn","normalized":"Harry Finn","display":"Harry Finn"},"pageid":27004769,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Harry_Finn.jpg/330px-Harry_Finn.jpg","width":320,"height":440},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Harry_Finn.jpg","width":4096,"height":5632},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280396249","tid":"2ef7c747-00c6-11f0-924f-02b67a605a89","timestamp":"2025-03-14T11:19:24Z","description":"British Army general (1852–1924)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Finn","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Finn?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Finn?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Harry_Finn"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Finn","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Harry_Finn","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Finn?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Harry_Finn"}},"extract":"Major General Henry Finn, was a senior officer in the British Army who served as General Officer Commanding Australian Military Forces from 1904 to 1905.","extract_html":"
Major General Henry Finn, was a senior offi